New Year, new fan post

After burning PTO at the end of the year this is my first day working in several weeks. I have forgotten all of my passwords and any semblance of time management skills. I’m past due on multiple trainings but would rather start this thread and continue to procrastinate. Please help.

Want to talk New Years resolutions or something? I don’t know. It doesn’t matter.

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