Hey tuk... Devil... whatever...

Long time, no see. Hope you're all as miserable and snippy as ever!

tuk - Last night, or this morning, I had a dream that we were hanging out and you discovered that I had Covid and a fever of 130 degrees. I was so confused that I slept in for about 15 minutes and slowly woke up, very concerned that I was dying! Then... I almost did die because Mrs 901 almost killed me for sleeping in.

Kids, you've heard of "long Covid" but you probably didn't know about "long Cup syndrome". You may think you can just leave whenever you want to... but it never leaves you!

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