Why can't we have a peaceful Egg Bowl?

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OH YEAH!!!!!! IT'S HATE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like green beans. They are a pretty simple side dish to make during the holidays. A little bacon grease, ham, onion, garlic, pepper sauce, whatever for flavoring, let that simmer real slow .... and Voila! You are done! Hell. I was introduced to adding beef bullion a couple of years ago and it works.

That's all there is to it. Easy!

What you DO NOT DO..... however..... is pour out your #10 can of unseasoned green beans in an oven to cook reeeaaalllly quick, then pour a goddamn cup of cold apple cider vinegar over the top, standing there gloating like you've created some kind of culinary fucking masterpiece!!!!

Dear State,

You did this to my cousin, who I love, and for that...... I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!

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