Gambling degenerates, week six is here, and it’s time to get you from the outhouse to the penthouse as soon as possible.
Red Cup has been straight up kicked in the dadgum teeth the last couple weeks as SEC play gets into full conference swing. My once vaunted top 5 national status has wilted in the Tallysight rankings, so it’s time for a bounce back just like the Rebels versus the Hogs this weekend.
Right now, Ruby Draayer leads our picks against the spread with a pretty solid 59 percent accuracy or 29-20 record for the season. Technically, if you were placing $10 bets on all of her picks, you’d be bringing home cold hard cash right now... though admittedly, like $68 for the season but scale/use a calculator.
Yaboi OMTB is sitting at 58 percent ATS with Gray Hardison right behind at 57 percent ATS. Generally, the entire staff is fairly mediocre when it comes to our moneyline picks according to the official Tallysight rankings, but we’ll keep doing them and see if we get a turn around.
Without any further ado, here’s your predictions for week six of SEC football.
Where is the damn loyalty y’all?!? While five out of the six staffers pick Ole Miss over Arkansas, we are absolutely split on the outcome ATS, which to me I think this game is ripe for a two touchdown win at home.
Florida, Georgia, Mizzou and Bama on the moneyline are all unanimous with Bama covering spread unanimous as well. Georgia comes in at five staffers covering the double digits and only one genius, yours truly picking Auburn to beat the spread.
Week six for the Rebels seems pretty low key enormous in determining the course of the entire season. Maybe I’m overhyping this, but after getting blown off the ball all day in Tuscaloosa, it’s time for this team to show up in a big way and get back in the win column.
So what’s your lock of the week? Which casino buffet is your go-to? Talk amongst yourselves in the comments and good luck.