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Game of Thrones Thursday


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If you don't like the series...... I really don't give a shit. Talk about what you want.

I have five favorite characters. Only one of them happens to be major.

Arya Stark

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Point, blank and simple. She's just a killer. Don't make her list and know your name... or else The Hound will ask for your name..... then she'll kill you.

Bronn

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That's pretty much it. He fights for gold... just to get laid. If he didn't have a cock, he wouldn't fight for gold, because he knows what he'll do with the gold. Get laid.... which you can't do without a cock.

Olenna Tyrell

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Truer words have never been spoken. An older lady, she knows what she's talking about. Check her out in the day.

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Now, as you can see, she was at the top of her game... throwing mad ass around until the old girl got PAID!!!!!! She is doing her best to teach her granddaughter all about pussy control. She lived... and died by the old adage...

"Women have half the money and all the pussy. It's only a matter of time before they have all the money."

The Hound

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That's pretty much his life's purpose. He really enjoys killing people and eating chickens. He was also Arya's first mentor on her road to becoming a cold-blooded psychopath.

Bonus - Something we wish we could do..... He walks around calling people "Dumb Cunts" all the time.

Last, but by far Not the least....

Lyanna Mormont

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They couldn't bring this little bitch in until the last couple of seasons she's so badass! At a mere 10 years old, she has more balls than any character on the show. If she was in charge, she would handle shit like a BAWS!!!! Give her 3 dragons.... and she'll have shit on point and straightened out in no time. The Night King and his White Walkers? She'd have those motherfuckers run off the Isle and skating their asses to Scandinavia... or any where else that this little bitch can't fuck them up

Basically.... everyone on Westeros would be her little bitch.

Honorable Mention

Ros

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Just because she was carving out her on little niche in the pussy market... until Joffrey used her for target practice.

EXTRA BONUS - If Matt Luke was a Game of Thrones character, he would be.....

Hodor

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..except he would be mumbling something about Ole Miss being his home. He keeps the blank look on his face, but loses the way smarter kid he's carrying around

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