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Short week Wednesday is Thursday or Tuesday?


The answer is go fuck yourself. No one cares what you think. The only think bleaker than this cold is how banal and boring and unoriginal your life is. You should do something about that. Read that book. Take too many tylenol. Paint a painting. Experiment with auto-asphyxiation. Ask out that girl. Play with a loaded gun. Watch a nature documentary instead of watching a game to pull against Bama. Listen to that voice in your head on the way into work and drive into that bridge pylon. Try on some purple and gold.

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