Hello and welcome to Ole Miss football 2017, otherwise known as CHAOS TEAM. We’re here to watch and enjoy MAXIMUM CHAOS and that begins Saturday night in Oxford, Miss., where the Ole Miss Rebels will face off with the South Alabama Jaguars. The game’s at 6:30 p.m. CT on ESPNU, since this thing apparently holds real draw. Whatever.
Who the hell knows what’s going to happen over the course of this fall. We could see an ascendant run to 12-0. We could see a mediocre 4-8 or 5-7. Don’t worry yourself about that damn NCAA thing, because it doesn’t affect your life in any molecular way.
The Jags of course upset Mississippi State by one point in Starkville to begin last season. But this ain’t that game. Mississippi State enjoys things like STABILITY and COHESION at the level of coaching. Ole Miss practices no such banality, because Ole Miss is your CHAOS TEAM in 2017. We’re here to have fun, eat, drink, and listen to Jason Isbell at high volume. Come with us.
Below is all your viewing information for the night’s festivities. See you on the other side, dear friends.
How to watch:
Where: Vaught-Hemingway Stadium, Oxford, Miss.
When: 6:30 p.m. CT
Online streaming: WatchESPN