WEEK 3 BETTING GUIDE: You better believe we’re taking the over for Ole Miss-Cal

LAS VEGAS MORE LIKE LOST WAGES AMIRITE?!?

Not if you've been closely following ya boi OMTB on the way to riches and fame — we're sporting a 6-2 record so far in 2017.

So call "your guy," tell him you've got four more legendary locks of the century for him this week, go buy a dodo bird egg on the black market, and then make an extinction omelette for breakfast while watching Gameday on Saturday.

WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COIN

ULL vs. Texas A&M — O/U at 60

This is going to be wide open, slanging pill, basketball on grass, scoreboard lit as hell kind of football. ULL has allowed a ton of points this year, but they've also scored a ton of points to coincide. A&M will find its stride this game after struggling against a Nicholls State team they obviously overlooked. Take the over, shock the world and do the MacGregor swag walk to the bank.

MONEYLINE STACK MONEY

Ole Miss -155 vs. Cal

You're on an Ole Miss blog right now, reading this and thinking why are you doing this to me OMTB? Why are you gonna pick the Rebels on a favorited moneyline in a game on the West Coast? BECAUSE I GOT BILLS TO PAY, THAT’S WHY. PLACE THIS BET, WIN YOUR MONEY AND THROW BOURBON TO THE SKY.

LUCK OF THE IRISH

Notre Dame -14 vs. Boston College

Every Irish fan, coach, player, cheerleader, popcorn vendor, etc. is pissed OFF right about now. Georgia just came in, bought the entire state of Indiana and then pissed all over it. This is a Catholics vs. Catholics game, and the ones with the biggest budget and most tradition win it in a landslide. The Eagles one win was by 3 to Northern Illinois and they got boatraced by Wake Forest last week. THE POT OF GOLD IS WITH THE IRISH.

MORTGAGE UNDER WATER? BET THE UNDER

Ohio vs. Kansas — O/U 59

It's Kansas' first road game, and the Jayhawks haven't shown a lot of competency so far this season save a 17 point win over SEMO. Ohio coach Frank Solich is one of the longest tenured coaches in D1 football — he's got nothing to prove and no score to potentially run up. The Bobcats will probably win this football game in conservative fashion — they run the ball nearly twice as much as they pass — and ball control/defense/effort/grittiness wins games in low scoring affairs between mediocre teams.

IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO GAMBLE, GO MAKE SOME MORE. THIS IS AMERICA, THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT. OMTB OUT.