RIVALRY WEEK BETTING GUIDE: Turkey Day weirdness in Starkville

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People are frothing and foaming at the mouth in hatred for their rivals, bets are flying around in multitudes like Argentinian doves during March mating season and you're smart money is riding with the handicapper who has gone 19-9 this college football season.

The money is free, go get it.

EGG SALAD MONEY SANDWICH

Ole Miss vs Mississippi State - O/U 65

Starkville. Thanksgiving. Short week. Defenses at the end of the season ravaged by the toll of hits. The Rebels looking to put a feather in its cap and improve from last season's five wins and avenge an embarrassing loss in Oxford in 2016. Nick Fitzpatrickgeraldson prolly running for 300 yards. It's gonna be a lot of points, and you gotta ride the OVER. Go buy the McDonald's in Starkville and demolish it for fun with your flush bank account.

DONT MESS WITH THE UNDER

Texas vs Texas Tech - O/U at 55

Ok, seriously. Tom Herman vs Kliff Kingsbury. Offensive masterminds. Texas has improved defensively, but not enough to keep the Red Raiders out of the end zone at least a few times. The Longhorns will throw up 35 or more, and THE OVER AGAIN IS YOUR FRIEND.

DUMPSTER FIRE BOWL

FSU -5 vs Florida

These teams battling to see who finishes with five wins makes ya boi full of glee. The Gators and Noles could both have new coaches by next season, but the Noles have been more consistent this season in at least close losses. The Gators are a complete mess right now, and I'd bet at least your entire 401k on the Noles to COVER THAT FIVE.

WEDDINGS AND WAZZU

Wash St +9.5 vs Washington

All hail the maddest man of college football Mike Leach. I don't see him losing by 10 on the road to the Huskies. I just don't think the margin of difference is that big between these two schools, and Leach is also nearly unpredictable in anything he says or does so WHY WOULDN'T YOU BET YOUR FABERGE EGG COLLECTION ON THIS MAN? COUGS BEAT THE SPREAD.

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