WEEK 12 BETTING GUIDE: Letdown AND Look Ahead city for State in Fayettechille

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"Where have you been OMTB?"

"I am nearly broke and facing foreclosure because your picks have been absent, please help me OMTB."

"OMTB please slide up in these DM's, you sexy beast."

My brief hiatus was tied to some personal stuff, you guys. I had to step away and refused any of the other dumb dumbs at RCR to demolish my pristine record with their picks. Those of you who follow on Twitter @OneMan2BeatRCR have still been getting some of the hot, juicy betting picks you've come to desire as my 16-8 record has made you richer than the Sultan of Brunei.

PICK TIME!

FAYETTENAM CLAIMS ANOTHER FAVORITE

Arkansas +12.5 vs Mississippi State

TAKE THE HOGS. Hangover szn for the Bulldogs on Saturday. You just had your chance to upset everything, and it slipped through your hands. Plus it's an 11 a.m. kickoff on the road against a coach who is literally probably going to be fired if he loses another game. This one is going to be a MSU win, but I'd pick them by 10 as Arkansas is playing for their bowl lives.

BIG TEN BIG POINTS

Michigan at Wisconsin - O/U at 40

BET OVER. This is most likely going to be a pretty boring game, and there's rain in the forecast for kickoff. I can't imagine a situation where these teams don't combine for six touchdowns. Wisconsin put up 38 on a solid Iowa squad, and I think Michigan will hold them under 30 for sure. A 28-14 Badger win will pay for your new luggage collection from Louis Vuitton that you'll need for winter travel season.

GOOD OLE FASHIONED VANDY

Mizzou vs Vandy - O/U at 67

BET UNDER. Yes, Mizzou has a pretty good offense and has really turned some heads late this season, but Vandy is going to do all it can to slow this game down to a grinding halt. Derek Mason HAS to win one more game to have a chance at a bowl, and this home game vs Mizzou is not likely to be a W. BUT he will keep the score low to give his squad a chance late. I don't see more than 63 scored in this late SEC bout.

THEY REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER

Ole Miss vs Texas A&M +125

BET THE AGGIES TO WIN. Look, I'm an Ole Miss fan, and I hate betting on our games. The money doesn't matter if your team loses, but it does at least pay for a Sweet 16 gauge Belgium made Browning shotgun to assuage the loss. It's going to go down to the wire like every other match up with A&M, but last year was a dagger in the Aggies hearts that they haven't forgotten. It's their time to pay Ole Miss back.

Look, again, don’t sass me. The long absence has been leaning on me as well. It’s been a long fall. I had to go to Disney World. And we still don’t have a coach. Not to mention the NCAA is still performing the world’s longest colonoscopy exam. But, hey, here is free money. You’re welcome.