Denzel Nkemdiche announced his debut album while nearly totally nude [slightly NSFW]

Ahem. Welcome to Red Cup Rebellion after dark. As the internet’s premiere tasteful nudes blog, and as the internet’s premiere cult of personality destination, we have some serious questions about the below photograph, taken of one Denzel Nkemdiche, who once fell asleep during a live radio interview set to go at 4 p.m. CT. That was the best blog I’ve ever written.

Anyway, Denzel announced his premier album release with this tweet:

Zenny Phantom’s radio spot with Head-2-Head back in February was to tout his newly released single, which for no fucking reason I’ll include here.

In graduate school, because we were boring and lame, one our favorite questions to pose to one another was “who would you have a beer with?” from among the Greek or Roman literary canon. Ovid sits atop my list, with a close second being Lucretius. Maybe Lucan. Anyway, Denzel here probably out-gains all of them twice over. This man played football at Ole Miss and now he’s pursuing a seemingly serious hip-hop career in Los Angeles.

Power, Denzel. Keep going.