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The Biography of Steve Continues: The Evil

Mah Paw raised me that to beleeve that this world is a tuth for a tuth kinda plaice. Coach Kang was a gud man. A real gud man. He was so gud he won 75 games in his carear at Misissippi State. He was well on his waye to takeing over the SEC. He even took Misissippi State to the Independence Bowl and then it happened. When THAT WOMAN and that NCAA man got together they had one goal. Takin down da Kang. He didn't do nothin. But that don't matter to them evils. My loyalty to Misissippi State is forever. I knew I had to get revenge for what them evils did to da Kang. It would'nt matter if theres guilt or no guilt for the crimes. The real crime had already been did, and da Kang was gone. I needed to get mahself in position to take down the Evil. The big Evil. Giv the Evil a spoon of that same sirup. And that I did... only it took some time and some doin and I will tell you bout it in great deatale as we continyou. Misissippi State had to find a good coach, and they did. Coach Croom was from good stok. Played for the Bear. It was a slow start on account of the Evil's doin but he beat the Evil in his second year, on account of being such a good coach. It was his first winnin' season, cause he beat the Evil and that's what really matters in the heart of Misissippi State fans. Coach Croom would eventually take the Dawgs up to Memphis to play in the Liberty Bowl. I'll tell ya bout that game later but this is where you really see how loyal Rosie is. When I was in Memphis. I bought one of those lotto tickets. Hit the big time. I'd seen them fancy big trucks with them bulldogs on the hood. Had to have. ONe. I tell you it was so pretty it make you want to faynt. Spent every last dime on'er. But the Evil had struck again. Word got back to me dat man dat sold me dat truck was a follower of the Evil. I was in a pickel. I loved that truck. But I new what I had to do. I drove that truck to the river. The big one. And I sank it. Some people said I should hav returned it and got my cash. But mah loyaltee is to strong. I couldn't let dat man that folloes the Evil make more money off my beauteeful. Thats what I called my truck. So I sank her. There I was. No money. No truck. And still had to find a way to press on against the Evil for what they done to the Kang. (DISCLAIMER - THIS IS SATIRE! PLEASE DON'T SUE US!!!)

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