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Y'all lived with REALLY interesting folks.

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Earlier this week, Ole Miss freshmen Lindy Goodson and Abbey Bozeman went viral after sharing pictures of their dorm room on campus. While the two's dorm is perhaps a bit over the top and about as #OleMissShit as you may find on the internet, Slate bit back with real teeth, going so far as to call the decor "offensive." Word?

Still, though, Goodson and Bozeman -- and, we suppose, Slate -- prompted an interesting conversation Wednesday afternoon concerning the most memorable feats of dorm life in University, Miss. Your responses consistently bordered on the unsanitary, the drunken, and the savage. In short, freshman year of college dorm life.

Red Cup's star tweeter, The Ghost of Jay Cutler, was kind enough to retweet your tales of life away from home, cooped up with hundreds of other 18 and 19 year olds with too much time and not enough dedication to homework. These are their stories.

(To this day, I have no idea what this guy's real name is. If you're out there and reading this, Nebraska, drop me a line.)

After beating Vanderbilt in 2013:

Rooming with Dr. Bo sounds like it was a lot of fun:

Thank you to all who shared these horror stories. And for those of you moving in this week, please stay safe out there.