Your Ole Miss dorm memories are horrifying and hilarious

Earlier this week, Ole Miss freshmen Lindy Goodson and Abbey Bozeman went viral after sharing pictures of their dorm room on campus. While the two's dorm is perhaps a bit over the top and about as #OleMissShit as you may find on the internet, Slate bit back with real teeth, going so far as to call the decor "offensive." Word?

Still, though, Goodson and Bozeman -- and, we suppose, Slate -- prompted an interesting conversation Wednesday afternoon concerning the most memorable feats of dorm life in University, Miss. Your responses consistently bordered on the unsanitary, the drunken, and the savage. In short, freshman year of college dorm life.

Red Cup's star tweeter, The Ghost of Jay Cutler, was kind enough to retweet your tales of life away from home, cooped up with hundreds of other 18 and 19 year olds with too much time and not enough dedication to homework. These are their stories.

My favorite part about living in Stockard Hall during my freshman year was when someone left a beheaded snake on the bathroom floor.

— Red Cup Rebellion (@RedCupRebellion) August 17, 2016

Severed mallard's head propped up in urinal bowl circa fall '02 here. Third floor. https://t.co/TCDc1scJ4R

— VKRatliff (@VKRatliff) August 17, 2016

@redcuprebellion My least favorite part of living in Martin Hall was when the Stockard guys pulled the fire alarm fifteen times in one year.

— Alexandra Sizemore (@aesizemo) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion dude screaming "MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN NEBRASKA" and so earning the nickname "nebraska." he didn't return in the spring.

— gym low mar (@jimlohmar) August 17, 2016

(To this day, I have no idea what this guy's real name is. If you're out there and reading this, Nebraska, drop me a line.)

@RedCupRebellion Watching a guy head butt a water fountain off the wall & flooding part of a floor in Kincannon was a highlight of mine.

— Bennett Hipp (@BennettHipp) August 17, 2016

.@RedCupRebellion Opening the elevators and seeing the soda machine was always fun tbh

— Adam Buckheister (@A_Buckheister) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion we had a window facing Martin.  The roof of that middle building caught at least 2 tower fans from us.

— Walls (@wesleywalls) August 17, 2016

After beating Vanderbilt in 2013:

@RedCupRebellion after we beat Vandy in 2013.. pic.twitter.com/onFv7OCgk8

— Too Tall Chant (@_Chant) August 17, 2016

Rooming with Dr. Bo sounds like it was a lot of fun:

@RedCupRebellion Guy on my floor got drunk put on his HS football helmet and took out all the stall walls in bathroom.

— Adam Ellington (@Adam_Ellington) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion field-dressed deer carcass in the stockard lobby fall of 2000...

— Isaac Walker (@IWalker8) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion favorite part of living in stockard was the guy that turned the lights off and had a disco ball everytime he took a shower

— hunter hanson (@hunterhanson2) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion My roommate projectile(Exocrist) vomited all over our carpet. Left it there until the morning so he could clean it up.

— Parks Graham (@_parksgraham) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion Stockard roommate shat on a pitch black elevator after I knocked out the light with a hammer. Simple, yet effective.

— Jughead (@jugthehead) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion best part of kincannon freshman year was when I opened the elevator to find a still burning trash can sitting there

— NC Rebel (@JoshTriplette) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion @BellyoftheBeast @BunkiePerkins move in day was today. Pray for us pic.twitter.com/tkyI6oY9uL

— Davis Rippee (@DavisRippee10) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion that time the dea raided my floor in browntown lol what a time

— Zach Berry (@Zach_Berry) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion My room in Stockard made my mother cry.

— Daniel Christian (@D_Christian81) August 17, 2016

@RedCupRebellion once, my underwear-clad roommate put on a hunting boot, stomped a rat in the hallway to death, and went back to sleep.

— lbrownsaracen (@cppsaracen) August 17, 2016

Thank you to all who shared these horror stories. And for those of you moving in this week, please stay safe out there.