Everyone's Twitter voice is peculiar in their own way, and the great majority of us do not require close scrutiny of our timelines. The same goes for most NFL draftees, who generally tweet the everyday athletespeak and hype media and daily motivationals you would come to expect form highly visible football prospects.
Cardale Jones' punchy Twitter presence is an exception to this rule, insofar as he genuinely appears to enjoy himself on social media. He aligns himself with #BlackLivesMatter, and will thoroughly trounce anyone brave enough to squawk "stick to sports."
For wildly different reasons, Robert Nkemdiche's Twitter life is equally fascinating. Big Rob is of course known as something of an existentialist, and this very sports blog pokes good-natured fun at Philosophizing Nkemdiche on occasion. Still, many of Nkemdiche's tweets are just too opaque and out there to gain real, semantic cogency from. Rob constantly concerns himself with the life of the mind, spirituality and mankind's place in the cosmos.
The minds a disease it steers you away from wholeness,and oneness. Existstance should remain in deep unison.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) February 20, 2015
What?
3+6=9
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) February 21, 2015
But so does 5+4.
MAKES YOU THINK. Anyway, here's a list of Robert's 15 best tweets, since there's no telling what will happen to @TheLegendMerlin after he's drafted into the straight jacketing of professional football.
15. Strong agree
I hate when bad things happen.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) March 18, 2015
14. Not so strong agree
Telepathy is perfectly natural.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) January 2, 2015
13. This is literally true
Quantum physics is not rocket science.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) April 26, 2015
12. TIME: DOES IT EXIST OR NOT
Time doesn't exist, clocks do.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) May 11, 2015
If times moving to fast just slow it down.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) January 8, 2015
11. ...
As above so below who actually made the term "gravity" is that really the term ? ..
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) May 30, 2015
10. Someone has read their Jung
I tend to mumble when I speak, so do babies.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) January 28, 2015
9. I ... I don't know
How do you think with no thoughts? And speak with no sound ?.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) December 25, 2014
8. Roommates are the worst
I looked America in the eyes this morning and I shook my head for the fact , my lads were bumping a song called 7:30.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) January 29, 2015
7. Dodecahedron
Dodecahedron.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) February 6, 2015
6. On the animal kingdom
Surrounded by snakes. Snaaaakes.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) October 27, 2015
All the snakes please stay stray I don't need em.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) April 28, 2015
5. You are reading matter right now
Werds are like matter.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) October 27, 2015
4. Gotta get these rhymes out
Molten rocks , spit it as cold as snot.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) February 2, 2015
3. Do you, man
Why is it such a big deal when I don't post football stuff.? Don't I do that 24/7?.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) February 13, 2015
2. Same
I've been drinking all this water.
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) February 11, 2015
1. This is, hands down, Robert Nkemdiche's best tweet
Does anybody in Oxford own the matrix ? If so can I please barrow it .?
— Robert Nkemdiche (@TheLegendMerlin) October 13, 2015