Florida State in Orlando: L
As you've noticed, we think the Rebs will struggle early on. The first four weeks of the schedule is brutal and on top of that, the Rebs will be breaking in a lot of new faces at two critical positions: offensive tackle and safety. Seminoles superstar defensive end DeMarcus Walker will be on the field in Orlando after turning down the NFL Draft, which is going to cause major problems for whoever ends up starting for the Rebs at left tackle.
vs. Wofford: W
vs. Alabama: L
Believe me, we really want to pick a win here. But beating Saban three years in a row? The odds aren't great.
vs. Georgia: L
Don't get us wrong, the Rebs could definitely pull this one out. The offensive front and secondary might be congealed after the early trial by fire and Georgia's five-star freshman quarterback will be making his first ever SEC start... on the road.
vs. Memphis: W
Paxton Lynch is gone and the game's in Oxford. The Rebs will win this game. They'll win this game, right? Please tell me they'll win this game.
at Arkansas: W
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FOURTH-AND-25, BERT.
at LSU: W
Yes, LSU has the potential to be very good this season. But until Brandon Harris proves he can do things like, ya know, throw the football in the general vicinity of his receivers, we're not buying this offense. If Harris can keep the Landsharks honest, they'll shut down Leonard Fournette just like they did in Oxford last season.
On the other hand, the game's in Baton Rouge and Les Miles practices VooDoo.
vs. Auburn: W
WARNING, BEWARE OF TRAP.
vs. Georgia Southern: W
Hey, they did take Georgia to OT last season.
at Texas A&M: W
Things are a mess right now in Aggieland, where Kevin Sumlin may be coaching for his job by mid-November.
at Vanderbilt: W
Derek Mason's defense almost stole one in Oxford last season, but he ain't outscoring Swag Kelly with that offense.
vs. State: W
The pessimistic Ole Miss fan in me wants to cringe up and say something like, "crazy shit happens in the Egg Bowl." But Clanga should take a huge step back without Dak, plus the game's in Oxford.
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