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WE'VE ENTERED DAY TWO OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF BONANZA 2015 AND IF YOU'RE READING THIS YOU'RE ALIVE AND PRESUMABLY WELL BUT PROBABLY HUNGOVER AND IMPATIENT FOR REBEL FOOTBALL BUT DON'T WORRY BECAUSE RED CUP REBELLION FEELS THE SAME WAY AND GOSH ALMIGHTY CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY.
Ole Miss' week one football match invites UT Martin to Oxford for a little party-down with the best dressed alumni and students that Lee Corso has ever laid eyes on. We've previewed all the major positional cohorts. We've siphoned every last ounce of implication from spring and summer workouts. We've watched Hugh Freeze fish. We've pondered -- seriously pondered -- what exactly is a "season," if not but a quarter of the Earth's minute annulus around the Sun. A fraction of a fraction of a blip in time. Like sand through the voting committee's fingers we are.
Since college football adheres to its own version of the butterfly effect, here is presented not only the viewing information for the Rebs-Skyhawks brawl, but also a few other games of interest around the country.
NOW GET TO THE FOOTBALLING.
How to watch
When: 11 a.m. CT
TV: SEC Network Alternate
Online Streaming: WatchESPN
Other games of interest
Louisville vs. No. 6 Auburn
The rumble in the Georgia Dome pits the other team from Kentucky against the other team from Alabama for some good old fashioned I don't know what. Seriously, who honestly knows what's gonna happen in Atlanta, besides of course a very busy weekend for DeKalb County PD.
When: Saturday, 3:30 p.m. ET
TV: CBS (Gary! Verne! Back together again!)
Arizona State vs. Texas A&M
Kevin Sumlin brings the spread-'em-and-run-'em to Houston for what promises to be a heckuva mid-tier opener. Tune in for a football game and a track meet might break out.
When: Saturday, 7 p.m. ET
TV: ESPN
Online Streaming: WatchESPN
Texas at No. 11 Notre Dame
Did you know that Charlie Strong is 4'4'' 187 lbs? Did you also know that Notre Dame remains insufferably persistent in the CFB conversation? Did you also know that you should watch this match-up for no other reason than the slim possibility of a meteorological event occurring in South Bend? Abandon all hope, ye who gaze upon this game.
When: Saturday, 7:30 p.m. ET
TV: NBC
No. 20 Wisconsin vs. No. 3 Alabama
SABAN. CHRYST. JERRY WORLD. PRIME TIME. THE BATTLE OF JUGGERNAUT CLUNKISHNESS. RUN THE DAMN BALL, KIFFIN.
When: Saturday, 8 p.m. ET (If you haven't grown two extra sets of eyes, I don't know what to tell you.)
TV: ABC
No. 1 Ohio State vs. Virginia Tech
Very little of import in this patsy, so you should just go ahead and catch up on Fear the Walking Dead.
When: Monday, 8 p.m. ET
TV: ESPN
Online Streaming: WatchESPN
Full schedule for Saturday