Sam Smith sings "Stay with Me" to Mike Bianco

Sam Smith is a Grammy-winning artist who won Song of the Year for "Stay with Me." Sam Smith is also an Ole Miss pitcher who lost his Sunday starting gig after a 1-4, 7.81 ERA start to the 2015 season.

Here's the Grammy-winning artist's version:

And here's the ERA-challenged pitcher's remix:

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Guess it's true I'm not good at a weekend stand

But I still gave you that Louisville win

These starts never seem to go to plan

I don't want to get pulled will you leave me in

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(Chorus)

Oh won't you staaay with me?

I'll just wooork offspeed

This herniaaa ain't hurtin me

Bianco staaay with me

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Why am I so emotional?

Yea my hook's gone flat and I've lost control

Deep into games I never work

But one more at-bat sure couldn't hurt

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(Chorus)

Oh won't you staaay with me?

I'll just wooork offspeed

This herniaaa ain't hurtin me

Bianco staaay with me

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Disclaimer: Sam Smith can throw a baseball way better than any of the rest of us. This is humor. Lighten up.