Jokes about Jevan Snead on an Airplane, Because We Can

Yesterday, a friend of Catfish Powe Boy's sat behind who he believed was Jevan Snead on a flight out of Nashville.

So my buddy thinks Jevan Snead is sitting in front of him on a plane in Nashville. @RedCupRebellion let the jokes begin

— Jeff Gray (@Jeff_GraySBN) January 2, 2014

The jokes, they began:

@Jeff_GraySBN He's flying coach, and that's probably Todd McShay's fault.

— Red Cup Rebellion (@RedCupRebellion) January 2, 2014

@RedCupRebellion I'd be terrified. Shit tends to crash and burn when he's around

— Jeff Gray (@Jeff_GraySBN) January 2, 2014

@Jeff_GraySBN @RedCupRebellion don't worry if things get rocky and he starts to suit up with a parachute. he tends to bail prematurely.

— Chelsea Helms Burge (@chelseaLhelms) January 2, 2014

@Jeff_GraySBN @RedCupRebellion Maybe your plane will reach heights it's not seen in 50 years. 50 years!

— Michael Martin (@mmartincpa) January 2, 2014

@Jeff_GraySBN @RedCupRebellion He got spooked from second flight attendant(she came from his blind side) & his reflex: pulled the exit lever

— R. Garrett McInnis (@captainmcinnis) January 2, 2014

@Jeff_GraySBN @RedCupRebellion Better-than-even chance that plane is intercepted and returned to Nashville International.

— The D A N (@danfmiller) January 2, 2014

@Jeff_GraySBN @RedCupRebellion you won't crash. Just expect your flight to Atlanta to be re-routed to Shreveport.

— Jay White (@JayWhiteSports) January 2, 2014

@RedCupRebellion @Jeff_GraySBN You'll probably end up overshooting your landing spot, ending up in a place less desirable than you intended.

— Taylor DeCastro (@trinitymotors) January 2, 2014

@RedCupRebellion Sowell's sitting in the aisle seat to his left. A flight attendant spilled a drink during turbulence and Snead got soaked

— Jeff Gray (@Jeff_GraySBN) January 2, 2014

And some of you may say that Jevan Snead doesn't deserve such ridicule, that he won a lot of games as an Ole Miss Rebel and had to put up with Houston Nutt's bullshit for two years. Well, that's all probably true, but it's all meant in fun. I'm sure Jevan gets that. Safe travels back home from Nashville, Rebels.