Is There a Food that Best Represents the Alabama Crimson Tide?

Yesterday, this question went out over the @RedCupRebellion Twitter account.

Clearly, we only ask the most important of questions. Thankfully, you all take such questioning very seriously, and provided a bevy of insightful, diverse answers.

@RedCupRebellion Olive Garden, O'Charley's, Red Lobster. Tuscaloosa is #StripMallHell

— Lauren DeLap (@LaurenDeLap) September 26, 2013

@RedCupRebellion Bowl of assorted nuts?

— EveryMStateTweetEver (@EMsStTE) September 26, 2013

@RedCupRebellion Sub-par ribs.

— Cooper Reves (@cnreves) September 26, 2013

Shots fired...

.@RedCupRebellion I'd ask @IAmSpilly for some ideas

— Michael (@BirminghamRebel) September 26, 2013

Okay... that's a risk I'll take.

@RedCupRebellion JELLO SABAN

— Spilly (@IAmSpilly) September 26, 2013

That's not enough Jello, I'm afraid. (GET IT! SHORT PEOPLE JOKES!)

ETA: OH GOD IT'S A REAL THING

@RedCupRebellion this pic.twitter.com/ku3kFgBuAn

— Caroline Novy (@casanovy_90) September 26, 2013

@RedCupRebellion there's several ways to prepare shrimp for the game. pic.twitter.com/2utlumd1su

— Wesley Walls (@wesleywalls) September 26, 2013

@RedCupRebellion form biscuits as so; bake; decorate; demolish with teeth pic.twitter.com/OwpFhzENpW

— Rob (@BentleyTock) September 26, 2013

@RedCupRebellion Something with a sense of entitlement and over-inflated ego...like Wal-Mart Sushi.

— Taylor DeCastro (@trinitymotors) September 26, 2013

@RedCupRebellion honey buns and Busch Light

— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) September 26, 2013

If this were the Dave 'n' Dave game, and thus one requiring a breakfast tailgate, then I'd definitely consider this option.

@wilburdelashmet @RedCupRebellion Back in my day we called it Jungle Juice, but you could call it Crimson Tide....

— Allison P (@allicat1214) September 26, 2013

I believe we called it hunch punch in my day.

@RedCupRebellion I don't like your defeatist attitude. http://t.co/8EYgSHWJ2y

— Jean Shorts Torture (@JortsTorture) September 26, 2013

Wow. Uh. I don't like my defeatist attitude either, now. You really can buy anything on the internet.

In the end, you all had some pretty great ideas, but I think one suggestion I'm sure to go with if entertaining members of the Crimson Tide faithful is...

@RedCupRebellion Miss Hilly's chocolate pie is always an option.

— Dorothy ZbornAKA (@SKEEerra) September 26, 2013

Eat our shit, Alabama.