Yesterday, this question went out over the @RedCupRebellion Twitter account.
Clearly, we only ask the most important of questions. Thankfully, you all take such questioning very seriously, and provided a bevy of insightful, diverse answers.
@RedCupRebellion Bowl of assorted nuts?— EveryMStateTweetEver (@EMsStTE) September 26, 2013
@RedCupRebellion Sub-par ribs.— Cooper Reves (@cnreves) September 26, 2013
Okay... that's a risk I'll take.
@RedCupRebellion JELLO SABAN— Spilly (@IAmSpilly) September 26, 2013
That's not enough Jello, I'm afraid. (GET IT! SHORT PEOPLE JOKES!)
@RedCupRebellion Something with a sense of entitlement and over-inflated ego...like Wal-Mart Sushi.— Taylor DeCastro (@trinitymotors) September 26, 2013
@RedCupRebellion honey buns and Busch Light— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) September 26, 2013
If this were the Dave 'n' Dave game, and thus one requiring a breakfast tailgate, then I'd definitely consider this option.
I believe we called it hunch punch in my day.
Wow. Uh. I don't like my defeatist attitude either, now. You really can buy anything on the internet.
In the end, you all had some pretty great ideas, but I think one suggestion I'm sure to go with if entertaining members of the Crimson Tide faithful is...
@RedCupRebellion Miss Hilly's chocolate pie is always an option.— Dorothy ZbornAKA (@SKEEerra) September 26, 2013
Eat our shit, Alabama.