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Weekend Plans - June 8, 2013

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Yet again, we're somehow still here while it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "Blue Orchid" by the White Stripes.

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Yeah, the video is really creepy and unsettling. That's not the point. Just guitar riffs y'all and Jack White's falsetto, y'all. That's what this song's about.

Marshall Henderson - Enjoying a mild Earl Grey and a bubble bath. Maybe watching some Sex and the City reruns so, you know, just the usual Saturday night!

Pete Boone - Driving to Florida to see if that little minx with the winning Powerball ticket needs a little TLC. Looking for a foreclosed condo on the way. Eating dinner before 4 pm to save money.

Will Redmond - Driving around Starkville in a used Ford Mustang. So, really, fitting in quite nicely in Oktibbeha County, Mississippi.

State Fans - Accusing Hugh Freeze of cheating. Ignoring the NCAA sanctions their school is under due to cheating.

Oxford-Univeristy Stadium - Being empty, again.

Mike Bianco - roughly the same thing he has been doing this weekend for, what is it now, five years? Also getting an extension.

Bobby Wahl, Mike Mayers, and Stuart Turner - Gettin' paid, finally.

Juco - preparing for a chili competition he's entering with Whiskey Wednesday. CHOCOLATE! IN CHIILI! DOGS AND CATS TOGETHER IT'S MADNESS!

Andy Kennedy - torturing the monkey who previously resided on his back...TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW