Marshall Henderson - Switching to chamomile with lavender to calm nerves after a bad experience with a poorly brewed Earl Grey. Devouring the ENTIRE Iris Johannson collection of murder mysteries. (!!!)
Nick Saban - Still trying to figure out the funniest thing a player has ever told him. Smirking, but never cracking a full smile.
Houston Nutt - Developing an offense centered around emoticons and pictures of actual photographs of the players involved in the play call. Living in New Mexico. Wearing floppy hats.
Juco and Wiskey Wednesday - Winning a chili cookoff. Day drinking.
Jason Kidd - Reading Head Coaching for Dummies. Completely giving up on that whole "retirement" thing after a week. Good on him.
Hugh Freeze (in the minds of recruiting conspiracy theorists) - Stepfordifying more hot girls to become Ole Miss football Twitter enthusiasts. Run a bunch of catfishing Facebook accounts to woo recruits. Buy SUVs for the Nkemdiches. Duffel bags of cash dropped from helicopters. Blackmail. Bribery.
Hugh Freeze (in real life) - If his Twitter feed is any indicator, he's going fishing.
Good morning 10 pounder pic.twitter.com/tSLdvZSePR— Hugh Freeze (@CoachHughFreeze) June 10, 2013