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Weekend Plans - May 25, 2013

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Yet again, we're somehow still here while it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "Hard to Explain" by The Strokes.

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Hugh Freeze - Visiting every Ole Miss veteran and showering them with love, praying for them, and not getting any publicity for it. Somehow, it helps recruiting.

Steve Spurrier - Sporting a 0:0 ratio on wearing shirts and giving fucks at the lake and country club.

Mike Bianco - Reserving resort accommodations in Aruba for Super Regional weekend.

The Ole Miss Rebel Baseball Team - Finding out what regional they're going to lose in.

Steve Robertson - Commanding his sixth annual combinings of athletically skilled players of ball of foot sport in Tupelograd. Delivering reportages of great skill to commissar Mullen.

Scott Sallach - Intentionally or otherwise, being the most Mississippi State guy ever. Somehow failing to embarrass the Bulldog fan base.

Tiger Woods, According to Sergio Garcia - Eating fried chicken.

Sergio Garcia - Being a tactless ass, as well as a terribly overrated golfer

Ghost - Enjoying a quiet meal at home. Maybe watching some Netflix. #YOLO