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Weekend Plans: August 3rd, 2012

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik by OutKast, because why the hell not?

(via VintageHipHopSeattle)

Dan Mullen - stealing candy from children; throwing puppies off rooftops

Ross Bjork - solving the Eurozone crisis

Women's badminton players - being the annoying smart kid who outwits games on the playground

Hugh Freeze - just going on a mission trip to State College, PA to help students see the light

Nick Saban - making his annual sacrifice to the football gods. Having a hard time finding a virgin in the godless town of Tuscaloosa

Nick Brassell - Ridin around wit mah Nina. Smokin on dat Keesha

Sir Francis Drank - Tubing in West Virginia. Looking for Dana Holgorsen

Citizens of Starkville - Excited that football season is only 112 days away

John L. Smith - Calling up his grandmother for more down-home, country aphorisms