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Weekend Plans - Post Independence Day Hangover Weekend

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "Can You Hear Me Knocking" by The Rolling Stones. Forgive Mick Jagger's dancing.

Sportswriters everywhere - Searching for topics. Speculating wildly. Waiting for football season.

Andy Murray - Not feeling any pressure at all. William Faulkner - Eating a fried chicken leg in the afterlife and thinking he ended up in Hell because there's all these damned idiotic people who have died since the beginning of time and they bore him.

Robert Nkemdiche - Shamelessly demonstrating the nebula of ethical ambiguities that is college football recruiting.

Dabo Swinney - Considering an offer to become the offensive coordinator at Grayson High School.

Texas A & M - Being super friendly. Are we sure they aren't Mormons?

Brishen Matthews - Letting children with tattoo needles do "color by the numbers" on his forehead.

Hugh Freeze - Convincing Ryan Buchanan that Devante Kincade will play receiver.

Devante Kincade - Being named the best quarterback in TEXAS by an independent scouting service.

SFD - Going to New York. Looking forward to meeting all the friendly locals.

Ivory Tower - "Didn't I have a weekend like two days ago?"