For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? A cover of Radiohead's "Creep" perfomed by Carrie Manolakos.
Nick Saban's Daughter - "FUCK YOU BITCH DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM!?
Nick Saban's Daughter, Five Minutes Later - Crying, wondering why her father doesn't love her.
Saban's Daughter's Boyfriend - Leaving Tuscaloosa.