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Weekend Plans - June 22, 2012

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Sweet, beautiful, sweltering summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "Champagne and Reefer" by Muddy Waters, because we're partying like a fistful of lunatics this weekend.

Juco - Not doing the Weekend Plans post when Ghost asks him to, meaning that Ghost has to do it when he's been drinking and is probably going to sleep soon. C'mon dude. (This is all in fun y'all just relax geeze it's Friday).

Sir Francis Drank, Ghost, and all Beltway Rebels - Going to Mississippi on the Mall (it's the best thing of the summer, and I don't mean to exaggerate when I say that), eating catfish, drinking beer, sweating profusely.

Ed Orgeron - Eating catfish, drinking beer, sweating profusely. No special occasion or anything, just being Ed Orgeron on a Saturday.

Chick Fil A Execs - spitting out coffee upon seeing projected sales fugues for Ole Miss home games. Planning a Chick Fil A tent for every dorm on campus by next Saturday. Still not budging on that "no Sunday sales" thing. Yeah, I"m pretty sure selling fried chicken on a Sunday won't send you to hell but nooooooooo not at Chick Fil A.

Football Season - Not arriving nearly quickly enough.

One Man to Beat - Peepin' chest beefers on babes at Kentucky Lake.

Mark Cuban - Calling Skip Bayless and his Vanderbilt bullshit out. Here's your link. You're welcome.

Philander Moore - Ironically having a steady girlfriend to whom he is ever faithful.

College Football Fans - Pretending to like Major League Baseball and feigning knowledge of UEFA soccer.

Juco (again) - Durham Bulls game Saturday. Smoking ribs Sunday.

The Miami Heat - Being champions

Haters - Hating