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Memorial Day Weekend Plans

For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff. This weekend's theme song? "This Land is Your Land" by Woody Guthrie.

I wanna get me some of that fascist-killing machine.

Juco All-American - Smoking a Boston butt; Getting fat.

Ghost of Jay Cutler - The Outer Banks. If you're out thattaway and see a sunburned out of shape guy with an Ole Miss cap and a brown dog, that's probably him.

Nick Brassell - Asking Pat Patterson for advice.

Pat Patterson - Giving terrible advice.

Andy Kennedy - getting on the fire Bianco bandwagon in an effort to be forgotten about

Mike Bianco - shooting first; asking questions later; Taking a steaming shit in his neighbor's yard; when he is caught and asked, "Mike, why are you taking a steaming shit in my front yard?" responding, "that's baseball ;)"

Hugh Freeze - #Winningthreedays

Dan Mullen - ReDneK YaChT KluB!!!1

Robert Nkemdiche - Tweeting a rap lyric an exegesis of which will be written by a 55 year old white man

Derek Dooley - Enjoying a well-pressed pair of pleated pants.

Carly Rae Jepsen - Being the best thing since sliced bread. [That one came from One Man to Beat]

Phil Fulmer - Still hoping to hear back from Arkansas about that head coaching job.

So those are our plans. What are y'all up to?