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Weekend Plans - The First Week of August

 For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.

This week's tune is "Say it Ain't So" by everyone's favorite nerdcore band, Weezer.

College Football - Being a month away. A month, y'all. That's all that separates us from today and, as our introduction puts it, the conflagration of college football fandom.

Marshall Faulk, et. al., - Putting on one of the ugliest sport coats ever concieved by man.

Scott Stricklin - Celebrating the HIGHEST PRE-SEASON RANKING by ANY Mississippi team in the HISTORY of this decade.

NCAA - Player hatin'.

Ivory Tower - Spending some quality time with two of his best, good friends: Miller High Life and the Chickasawhay River.

Freshmen Footballers - Reporting to practice. Having their blocks knocked off by Damien Jackson.

DT Shackelford's Anterior Cruciate Ligament - Being a real sonofabitch, you know that?

Mexter DcCluster and Sir Francis Drank - Buying your new overlord's dinner, right?!

The Enemy of the Cup - Figuring us out a bit earlier than we'd like.


Gilbert Pena - Eating.

DeMareo Marr - The CVS in Senatobia ain't gonna wax it's own damned floors.

Somebody in North Carolina - Giving Juco a job, right? Somebody?

P Diddy's Kid - Going on an unofficial visit to Ole Miss; experiencing significant culture shock.