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Weekend Plans - July 8, 9, and 10

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For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.

We're gettin' wierd this weekend and bringing you some David Bowie. Life on Mars, anyone?



The new freshman class minus Tobias Singleton - Gettin' swole

Tobias Singleton - Weeping because our university admissions department caused him to miss out on summer conditioning.

Ghost - Just got eight, yes, eight bottles of Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA. For the unitiated, that's a beer with an ABV of about 16%. I'll be enjoying a bottle or two this Saturday.

Yao Ming - Retiring from the NBA. Lolzin' at Houston for wasting gazillions of dollars on him. Moving the hell away from Houston.

Ohio State - While not a loss, their 2011 Sugar Bowl victory over Arkansas doesn't count as a win anymore. STILL CAIN'T BEET TEH SEC WHOOOO! I don't know who to make fun of - Arkansas or Ohio State - so just come up with some insults for 'em both.

Mississippi - Still the fat kid at fat camp.

Michael Thompson and Brandon Bolden - Doin' work to promote Ole Miss. Seriously, click that link. It's damn well done.