For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
How's about some Lord T and Eloise to keep the "bizarre" theme up and running? Here's the duo's "Million Dollar Boots".
Juco and Ghost - Looking for maybe a little more help 'round here at the Cup. Be on the lookout, y'all.
Dan Jones - celebrating beating Dan Mullen in golf by making a viral video of him going on a date with a gofl club; putting up billboards that say "THIS IS OUR DRIVER"
Bruce Feldman - Writing an expose on how much of an whiny asshole Craig James is.
Yahoo! Sports - Wanted to go ahead and write their story that crushes an SEC West football team for cheating, but some friends asked if they wanted to grill out. Oh well, there's always August.
Writers at the DM - Clearing their calendars. Chicks dig fantasy novel-based satire!
The Landed Gentry - Producing century-old legal documents conclusively vesting title to substantial real estate between the Mississippi and Tombigbee Rivers in themselves. #actuallythisisourstate
The Real, Honest, True Yeomen Planters - Squatting, carpetbagging, and otherwise coming into possession of land which is not theirs. #srslythisisourstateyouarejustlivinginit
Dan Mullen - Telling all the folks at Aplebee's about this great new phrase his friend Emeril taught him. "K.C. Masterpiece. Well-done ribeye. BOOM!"
New Englanders - Remaining confused as to why a bunch of poorly dressed Mississippians insist upon calling themselves sandwiches. (If you get this obscure-ish American culture reference, you earn 100 cup dollars.)
Steven Godfrey - Cleaning his front porch of the ashes left over from several flaming bags of dogshit.