For yet another offseason, it is summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
This week, in quite predictable fashion, it's Athens, Georgia's very own REM with "It's the End of the World." Let's hope you don't get raptured on Saturday and, you know, get to actually spend your summers with those of us at the Cup, right?
Jump on it.
Houston Nutt - Test out his alchemy set one last time.
Andy Kennedy - Chicks, man.
Urban Meyer - Spend more time with his family. Via satellite from Bristol, CT.
Z. Mason - Tell everyone he sees that he's first on the depth chart at every position.
Mark Richt - Shave any vestiges of a goatee. Evil Richt will NOT be taken in the Rapture.
Bruce Willis - Regret appearing in a film with Josh Hartnett.
Ghost - Yours truly will be boiling shrimp so, in a way, it's like a mini Armageddon for 35 pounds of crustaceans. Some would say that, due to my gluttony and vulgar mouth, should repent; to that I reply "fuck that, I'd rather be doomed than spend eternity with these assholes." But perhaps that's just me.
Mike Bianco - Reflect back on his career and wonders, "Did I bunt enough?"
The Rebel Baseball Team - Winning one of the doubleheader games against Arkansas tomorrow... RIGHT?!
Auburn - Buying players.
Everybody Else in the SEC - Accusing Auburn of buying players, suffering through cognitive dissonance.
What are your plans, Cup fans?