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Bye Week's Weekend Plans

<strong>Charlie Weis' Mommy Pants</strong> - Slowly devouring the Florida offensive coordinator like some sort of a khaki tapeworm.
Charlie Weis' Mommy Pants - Slowly devouring the Florida offensive coordinator like some sort of a khaki tapeworm.

It's not the offseason, but it feels like it this weekend. It's our bye week. Watching other teams win their football games, cold beer, poorly-crafted delivery pizzas and obnoxious hangovers define the time. We're having fun, sorta, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends are typically be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those such as this one give us a reprieve to focus on our lives, relax, and run some errands and stuff. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our bye weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until our next kickoff.

You won't be in the Grove, nor will you be on the road to watch the Rebels combat a foe elsewhere, so what are you doing this weekend for the bye week? See what we and others are doing after the jump. This week's theme song is "Winter Wind Hymnal" by the Fleet Foxes.

Sir Francis Drank - Congtrary to "popular" belief, he will not be occupying Wall Street. Instead, he is going to Blacksburg, VA (The Starkville of the Mid-Atlantic/Virginia's College Town) to watch the VA Tech/ Miami game. Occupying Wall Street sounds like more of an Ivory Tower thing.

Ivory Tower - Drinkin' in the woods. Ghost's the pinko commie here.

Ghost - Occupying Wall Street. Fuck. I didn't mean to do this. I just wanted to get a picture with the bull statue. (I'll actually eat a lot of pizza and watch football at home. I'm boring.)

Tyler Campbell - trying to convince Houston Nutt that "punter" needs to be called "field position engineer."

Houston Nutt - Trying to figure out why Tyler Campbell wants to drive trains. Typing out a redshirt request for Brandon Bolden.

Dan Jones - Investing heavily in ExxonMobil and Honda.

Mary Marge Locker - Accepting date invitations to Honors College social events from this weekend until graduation 2015.

The Ladies of Delta Delta Delta - Trying to decide whether to be upset or not. Buying red wine. Repeat.

Zac Stoudt - Watching Martin Scorsese interviews for eyebrow maintenance tips.

Dylan Favre - Thinkin' that eyebrow maintenance is for "the gays." Being a bad quarterback on a bad football team. Not knowing when to call it quits.

Alabama - Steamrolling the fuck out of somebody so nothing too far out of the ordinary.

Charlie Weis - Dusting off his Halloween costume. It will be Jabba the Hut. Again. Gravy on top of a hamburger. Sweaty belly. Dairy products. Et cetera. (GET IT!?)

Dan Mullen - Probably struggling to put away UAB late.

Mississippi High School Recruits - Deciding to go out of state to play football.