[ED: We are delighted to bring to you this interview with Arkansas' most devoted, loyal, beautiful, vocal supporter of the home-state Razorbacks. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we enjoyed "conducting" it.]
RCR: Good morning, WooPig Sooie Man! I hope that everything is going well for you. I know that fans are excited about Arkansas' season thus far and feeling optimistic at Arkansas' dark horse shot to win the SEC West. If you could sum it up in a few words, what is the general fan attitude surrounding the Razorback program as it stands today?
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RCR: So, good? Yes? No? I'm not sure what to make of th-
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RCR: Excellent. So after a tough loss to Alabama and an amazing come-from-behind victory over the Texas A&M Aggies, an old rival of yours, Arkansas is looking at another top-15 type of season, if not something much better. There's still a good bit of football to be played and with the quarterback and receiving talent at hand, Arkansas could conceivably revisit the Sugar Bowl. How does the Razorback fan base feel about that prospect?
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RCR: Alright, well, you're coming to Oxford this weekend hoping to maintain Arkansas' top-10 ranking. What do you think are the keys to the game? What will Arkansas need to do and avoid doing in order to emerge victorious?
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RCR: Talk some about the injury woes Arkansas has had this season. You know, Knile Davis, Jake Bequette, and others?
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RCR: Well, shucks, that's not very polite, sir... But, hey, I'm one for burying hatchets and I will be in the Hospitality State this weekend so, do tell, will you be in Oxford as well?
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RCR: Aych Tee Emm? Aych... Tee... Emmm... Oh no, you don't mean...
RCR: Oh no...
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RCR: [SIGH] Your team's going to beat ours by 25 points and you're all going to act like a bunch of rotten brats about it the whole time, right? Like, you're all going to go out of your way to annoy us and remind ourselves why it is the rest of the conference is so skiddish about SEC expansion, correct?