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Weekend Plans

Once again, it's summertime.  Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time.  We're having fun, and we would like you to as well.  While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied.  As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.

Your song of the week is in honor of Da Lil' Bastid ...


Steve Miller Band - Take The Money And Run.

Y'all know what Dexter is doing this weekend ... making that money.

Ivory Tower - Recovering from the bar exam in Orange Beach at the Wharf listening to Steve Miller Band and Peter Frampton.  Feeding off your jealousy.

Ray Cotton - Working on his soon-to-be-published memoir: "From TSUN to Sun Belt: How I Immediately Regretted This Decision."

Jeremiah Masoli, according to Gene's Page - Littering, thieving electronics, pushing children into puddles before pointing and laughing, going to the old folk's home to spit in people's food, vandalism
Jeremiah Masoli, according to Hogville - Dastardly squandering anything towards which Nathan Stanley has intently worked, conniving in dimly lit rooms with Houston Nutt, growing a mustache for the lone purpose of having something on his face which to twirl while conceiving dastardly plans, eating at Sonic with Danny Nutt
Jeremiah Masoli, according to OMSpirit - Repenting, spending time with Houston Nutt, burying his nose in the playbook, just loving Ole Miss (!!!), volunteer service, dedicating his life to the cure of disease

Jeremiah Masoli, according to Jeremiah Masoli - "This is a pretty nice town, I guess. Oh my, where did all these fine women come from? Oh shit, is that fried chicken...on a stick?! Daaaaaamn OXFORD!"

Ghost and Jesse Jackson - explaining why the use of thug is politically incorrect.

Houston Nutt - giving keys of a Corvette offense to my Polynesian friend here, Jeremiah. He's a great kid, great morals, never been in trouble. Jamar Hornsby brass knuckles don't scare him away off the team though. Loves pork. Rib Cage. He likes to hit. Loves the big play, non-stop motor. Met him at North Oxford Baptist Church at a potluck dinner where he talked about prayer warrior. He's a Polynesian prayer warrior. Buckle it up, curly, and lets hit  faster than quick cat on a hot parking spot. Wooo. Catfish.

Pat Patterson - visiting Jackson State University and realizing how important being above the influence is.

Dan Mullen - Moving to Sandusky, Ohio. 41° 27' N BITCHES!

The OfficeMax on Jackson Avenue - New security measures, obviously.

Dave Rader - Suddenly feeling like he's finally working with a full chemistry set ... but he knows he's no MacGuyver.