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Weekend Plans

Once again, it's summertime.  Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time.  We're having fun, and we would like you to as well.  While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied.  As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.

Your song of the weekend: Jungleland by Bruce Springsteen. Take it away, El Jefe.



Plans are beyond the jump.

Juco All American, Ghost, One Man, Smeargle, etc - Not turning their XBoxes off.

One Man – not buying NCAA 11 just to be all contrarian and shit. Shortly after, killed by Juco in fit of rage.

Eniel Polynice – discovering Seton Hall is NOT located in Florida. Learning what a toboggan is. Frowning.

Mike Bianco – talking to the Bullpen Club about how Tony LaRussa is "a crazy liberal" coach in terms of offense. Bunting after the fifth inning? WHAT ARE  YOU WAITING FOR TONY?!

David Brandt – meeting at the Clarion LIAR dungeon to cook up ways to be snidely pessimistic at SEC Media Days. Ringing cowbells. Loving Dan Mullen.

Clarion Ledger Commenters - Dutifully exposing the obvious fraud that is the Clarion Liar for the good of all Mississippians; Saying a ton of sort of unintentionally racist things.

Mrs. Juco - spending all of Juco's hard-earned money. WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'!

Rodney Scott - Committing himself to automobile vandalism justice.

This thing - Lobbying hard to be our next mascot.


Eesh... Your plans?