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An UPDATE to the RCR SEC Coaching "Jerk" Power Rankings

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Not much movement has been made on this, the RCR SEC Coaching Asshole Power Rankings, but one significant jump took place this week. Les Miles, the initial 8th biggest asshole, then 6th biggest, has now rocketed up to #4! How?

Chris Garrett, a quarterback out of Tupelo who committed to play at LSU two seasons ago, has done little to wiggle himself out of the bottom of the depth chart. As a result, Coach Miles and company decided to not renew his scholarship. This is not that big of a deal; it happens all of the time. What's unique about this and, dastardly asshole-ish is the stipulation upon which his scholarship was released.

Garrett was told he couldn’t transfer to any Southeastern Conference school except Mississippi State.

Forcing an SEC quarterback to live in Starkville if he wants to remain an SEC quarterback? Wow, what an asshole move.

Updated board after the jump.

RANK

ASSHOLE

DELTA

1

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Urban Meyer - Florida

C'mon, Urb, do something.

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2

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Bobby Petrino - Arkansas

Holding strong until he does something which would warrant a move otherwise.

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3

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Nick Saban - Alabama

I'm tempted to drop him a spot or two.

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4

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Les Miles - LSU

Les has been on an admirable hate streek as of late, save for his visits to the Gulf Coast and Lousiana wetlands to assist with the oil spill cleanup efforts. We're behind you there, coach.

+2

5

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Steve Spurrier - South Carolina

Aside from wearing these shorts the other day (damn), Spurrier has done nothing outrageous or really even noticeable this offseason.

-1

6

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Dan Mullen - Mississippi State

If this were an annoying and peurile power rankings, he'd be #1.

-1

 

7

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Houston Nutt - Ole Miss

The "geographical things" comment was a lulz, only for it's awkwardness, and prompted by an interviewer. It doesn't count.

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8

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Gene Chizik - Auburn

For Auburn, this is pretty low. Gene's game has weakened. Step it up, sir.

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9

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Derek Dooley - Tennessee

There's such great potential here. You've gotta be excited about the future of this member of these rankings considering it's a) Tennessee and b) the son of Vince Dooley.

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10

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Mark Richt - Georgia

If only he were in the back seat of Damon Evans' car...

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11

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Joker Phillips - Kentucky

Quit Jokering (ha lol) around and do something shitty already.

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Interim McTemporary - Vanderbilt

Clean slate here, Vanderbilt. Let's get out of the asshole cellar (that sounds horrible).

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