Once again, it's summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
This weekend's song is K'naan's "Wavin' Flag," the official song of the World Cup.
Weekend plans after the jump.
US Men's Soccer Team - Beating Ghana's ass! USA! USA! USA! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Ghost - Getting drunk moments before his brother's wedding. Hopefully handing his brother a Smirnoff Ice instead of the ring.
Alvin Greene - Sticking it to the man Helping the man keep the democrats and their democracy down.
Terrico White - Being designated to the Detroit Pistons' D-League team. Let's go Fort Wayne Indiana Mad Ants! Bite 'em!
Mike Bianco - Reading Writing novels about how to coach college baseball. Chapter titles include, "Find One Player Who Isn't Very Good and Stick With Him All Season," "Don't Sign Pitchers Who Throw Anything Other Than Fastballs," and my personal favorite, "Leave Him In." Of note, there is no chapter titled "Omaha."
Pete Boone - Combing couch cushions and parking lots for loose change. Thank GOD for CoinStar.
Lady Gaga - practicing for the most unpopular "Are You Ready?" promo EVER. This might happen, who knows? Katy Perry and her floppy breasts did it last year. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
John Isner - Comatose
Andy Kennedy - Lookin' fly in his white tee
Those are our weekend plans. What are yours?