Once again, it's summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
World Cup, y'all. This is gonna get nasty. Song of the weekend should get you in the "USA ROOLZ, ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FILLED WITH PONCY ASSHOLES WITH POOR DENTAL HYGIENE AND BAD MANNERS" mood.
Plans after the jump.
Ghost - Looking for a George Washington costume for tomorrow. Does anybody have one? I found this bunk-ass Patrick Henry costume which, c'mon, isn't that cool. And before you ask, Bennie Frank has been snatched up as well.
Whiskey Wednesday - Going to Ohio to play ultimate, unless he finds something, per his terminology, "gayer" to do instead.
Juco - He's going to Brazil... During the World Cup. Wow. Make it back alive for us, Juco.
Mike Bianco - Relaxing. Maybe he'll go fishing. Ooh, or a leisurely jog with the wife and dog! Yeah, that's it! Unless it gets too hot, then he'll probably read magazines on the porch and wave at passers-by. Ah yes, what a fine 2nd weekend in June.
Recrootin' Dale - Uh, he's 'crootin. And being wierd. What else would you expect?
Unidentified Black Male - Getting married to Tiffany Sawmill.
This Toddler - Being a fucking hoodrat Indonesian gangster. Hell yeah.
BP - Raping a fragile, unique, and ecologically vital ecosystem 'n' shit.
Planet Earth - World Cup.
Oh, and listen to this song, get fired the fuck up. Flip off the first English person you see and crow-hop the second one. GET ON IT! NOW! GEORGE WASHINGTON ZOMBIE COMMANDS IT!
Have great weekends, y'all.