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Weekend Plans

Once again, it's summertime.  Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time.  We're having fun, and we would like you to as well.  While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied.  As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.

That's right. It's back, bitches. Rolling right along... the song of the weekend is...


Weekend activities follow after the jump.

David Phillips - Laying down sick, nasty bunts beats! DJ Fizzy Phill!

Ghost - Hatteras, North Carolina; beer; skin cancer

Juco All-American - Icing bros. Seriously. Now that I say this, I'm sure I'll be iced at least three times this weekend. That's okay though, because smices are totes my fav drink! Especially when one of the flavors is mango.

Arkansas fans - being totally reasonable. What? Is that hard to believe for some reason? What have they done to suggest that their fans are unreasonable? Have I missed something for the past TWO AND A HALF YEARS?

MSU fans - coming up with witty phrases to use in this season's egg bowl. "Little Orphan Annie had it right: 'Tomorrow. Tomorrow. TSUN will come out (OF THE CLOSET), tomorrow.'"

Mike Slive - Playing high stakes poker with Donald Trump. I'll see Trump Towers and raise you ESPN.

Nick Saban - Intentionally being more of a dick for the sake of the cup's new "Coaches of the SEC: 'Jerk' Power Rankings"

Drew Pomeranz - Trying to convince his dad that even if they don't find someone to whom they can lease the condo next year, they'll probably okay financially.

Mike Pomeranz - Unphased by his son's prognostications, he exclaims "OH COME ON DREW WHAT THE HELL IS THAT JUNK?!"

Whiskey Wednesday - Who?

David Goforth - hoping we make it to Game 3 in a regional so he can pitch batting practice for the other team.  (Ed: This really is the only thing that Brian Walker's Elbow ever contributes to discussions. Bashing of our baseball team.)

Have any weekend plans of your own?