Generally, we are the "authors" of "content" around here - "here" being a blog and not a message board. Recognize, we do, that you've come here not to contribute, but to consume. Nevertheless, there is the sporadic occasion where, either for our benefit or for to exercise the thinkifiers of the masses, we ask you a question. Today's question is ...
Why aren't we having Red Tent Rebellion this weekend?
Oh, wait ... I can answer that one. Because some asshole stole the red tent. So, I've got a question for you, asshole (and I know you read this, because all Ole Miss fans who are also assholes read this website)
Will you please bring back my tent?
Please, asshole? Just create a bullshit email on Yahoo (something like oops_i_stole_your_tent@yahoo.com), email redcuprebellion at gmail dot com, saying, "Oops, I stole your tent." And I'll respond with my address so that you can drop it off in the middle of the night. No questions asked.
kthxbai
Now for the readers