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Rebels in the Pros: Week 2

Eli Manning brought out the Super Bowl version of himself this week, making clutch plays to lead the Giants to victory over the Cowboys in their brand spanking new 100,000 seat stadium complete with cage dancing wimmens.

Here's how the rest of our beloved alumni did this week:

Derrick Burgess, New England Patriots: 1 tkl; 4 tkls, 1 sack for the season

Peria Jerry, Atlanta Falcons: Blew out his knee, done for the season; 1 tkl for the season

BenJarvus Green-Ellis, New England Patriots: Played, but no stats

Ken Lucas, Seattle Seahawks: 3 tkls; 6 tkls, 1 pass def for the season

Eli Manning, New York Giants: 25-38, 330 yds, 2 TD; 45-67, 586 yds, 3 TD, 1 Int for the season

Jayme Mitchell, Minnesota Vikings: 1 tkl; 1 tkl for the season

Michael Oher, Baltimore Ravens: now a starter on the Raven offensive line, Oher helped lead the Ravens to a 31 to 26 victory over the San Diego Chargers.

Ashlee Palmer, Buffalo Bills: 1 tkl; 1 tkl for the season

Jamarca Sanford, Minnesota Vikings: Played, but no stats

Micheal Spurlock, San Francisco 49ers: 1 rush, 3 yds, fumble; 1 rush, 3 yds, fumble for the season

Mike Wallace, Pittsburgh Steelers: 2 rec, 13 yds; 5 rec, 45 yds for the season

Patrick Willis, San Francisco 49ers: 5 tkls, 1 pass def; 18 tkls, 1 Int, 2 pass def

Eli Manning is the old balls Rebel of the Week. He ruined Jerry Jones' Neverland Ranch opening by managing the game without Brandon Jacobs dominating the rushing attack. His wife was on camera quite a bit and looked much classier than the Jessica Simpson episode with the pink Tony Romo jersey.

First week honors went to Patrick Willis when he ripped a man's heart out on the field for calling him "P-Willie." Then he shouted, 'only my best of friends call me that.' He was seen after the game at a local Applebees.