It's Summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
Every weekend has a theme song. For this weekend: "White Wedding" by Billy Idol. Enjoy.
Ghost, Juco, WW, Ivory, BWE, One Man to Beat - Gettin' dranked. Going to the chapel. Gettin' dranked. No. The song does not reflect on the bride-to-be.
MSU Players - Washing off the war paint with salty tears having watched the Egg Bowl of 2008
Gerald Harris - changing positions, because who needs him when we've got Z MASON, right?
Z Mason - Cutting stone with his bare hands and then meeting in a building with no windows to talk about how to overthrow the Catcholic church
Tig Barksdale - Making poor choices even though HE'S A DAMN SCHOLARSHIP ATHLETE! SCHOLARSHIP ATHLETES SHOULD BE MORALLY PERFECT!
Jared Duke - proving once and for all that the coaches aren't being INCREDIBLY picky
Andy Kennedy - leaning against Chris Warren's leg, just so that Warren knows he's there for him