Think you can wait until the last minute to write your entry into the First Sporadical Red Cup Rebellion Reader Content Contest Sponsored by Southern Proper? Well, our roving reporters have recovered documentary evidence, which suggests that starting defensive tackle for the Ole Miss Rebels is not the only competition in which Jerrell Powe will be involved this fall.
It's probably the gigantic tie that is frightening this future Rebel.
RCR has even obtained a copy of Powe's rough draft for his entry into the contest:
I VERY EXCITED TO BE AT OLE MISS SPECIAL PLACE FOR ME. OLE MISS TAUGHT ME TO READ AND WRITE AND PLAY FOOTBALL AND EAT LESS CATFISH. MY LOVE CATFISH!!!!!MY ALSO LOVE FOOTBALL FOR THE REBELS THAT HELP ME GET TO NFL. THEY SAY ONE NEVER GRADUATE FROM OLE MISS. HOW THEY KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME?!?!