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Weekend Plans


It's Summertime.  Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time.  We're having fun, and we would like you to as well.  While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied.  As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.

Every weekend has a theme song.  For this weekend: "White Room" by Cream. Enjoy.

Bobby Massie: Watching Sorority rush practice.  Pointing.

Student Season Tickets: Selling out.

Freshmen: Complaining that they didn't get any tickets.

Everybody else: Hazing bitch-ass, ticketless freshmen.

Greg Hardy - laughing about the time that Juco All-American and a friend of the cup confused him with Cecil Frison when the two players were freshmen at a party

Ivory Tower:  Appalachia.  The birthplace of NASCAR for the big race at the little track - Bristol baby, whoo!

UCLA - Not really feeling any better about [not] losing to Memphis [forfeit] in the 2008 Final Four.  Thanks for nothing, NCAA.

Chancellor Khayat - Enjoying a "John Daly " on his front porch and not learning some pissant freshman's name.

The Rebels - Not Meeting Anybody.

Oxford Infrastructure - Remembering its gross inadequacies.

Tig Barksdale: Nursing his [UNDISCLOSED] while sitting home in [UNDISCLOSED] and making sure to take his [UNDISCLOSED].  Seriously, what's the deal with this, Tig?