It's Summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
Every weekend has a theme song. For this weekend: "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John. Enjoy.
RebMik: Rising /// Dan MULLET / Never WIN with legHUMPER / telling MS RECRUITS
Z Mason: Whoopin' the hell outta Lord Zed and taking his suit.
Tig Barksdale and Bobby Massie: Bein' clear to play football at Ole Miss, that's what.
Ed Orgeron: Attending middle school football practices and offering scholarships to 12 year olds. Wait. He's probably ACTUALLY doing this.
Kirk Herbstreit: Getting a chemical peel and his tips frosted in preparation for football season.
Lou Holtz - Thufferin' Thuccotathh
Ghost: Impressing hordes of women with his superior grilling abilities at his neighbor's cookout.
Juco: Attending a stripper-free bachelor party that ends at 6 PM!
What are you doing this weekend?