It's Summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagration of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
Every weekend has a theme song. For this weekend: "People are Strange" by The Doors. Enjoy.
Ghost: Still reeling from his birthday celebrations, Ghost will be nursing a hangover poolside with a margarita in one hand and a five dollar footlong in another
Jerrell Powe: MaRsHmAlLoWz
Lane Kiffin: Trying out for I Love New York 3. No press is bad press.
Kent Austin: Quantum physics
OneMan: Raising hell after sliding through another round of layoffs at work. OneMan plans to continue the adrenaline rush by picking fights at the chained-net basketball courts and jumping off his roof headfirst into a vat of wimmens.
Jaylon Snead: Digging buckshot out of his ribs with a rusty spoon while muttering to himself "I told that summabitch that my boy don't eat no NEW YORK salsa."
Mike Bianco: pitching in a father-son baseball game in which the winners receive a trip to Omaha. He will, of course, walk in the winning run. Well, there's always next year. You should probably just do things exactly how you did them this year.
Our Readers: Jammin' out with their salmon out.