It's Summertime. Fireworks, cold beer, smoky barbecue, and bikinis define the time. We're having fun, and we would like you to as well. While our Autumn weekends will be engulfed in the conflagratoin of college football fandom, those of our Summer will be fun and varied. As such, we Cuppers would like to share with you our Summer weekend plans, along with the weekend plans of a few others of note, in order to hopefully give you ideas as to enjoyably bide your time until kickoff.
Every weekend has a theme song. For this weekend: "Everybody's Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy. Enjoy.
Plans are after the jump...
Ivory Tower: Hometown Independence Day celebration. It's not the Fourth, yet? Oh, we know. We refuse to celebrate the same Independence Day as OBAMA!!!1!
Ghost: Getting drunk while floating down the Shannandoah River; drowning
Mitch Mustain: Moving stuff out of the dorms
Mike Bianco: The same thing he's been doing for the past two weeks
Brandon Bolden: Runnin' your bitch ass over
Gonzohog: Sum lite reeding and wurking on a Houston Nutt ekspozay
David Brandt: Reading Red Cup Rebellion; Sending out resumes
Whiskey Wednesday: Your mom
Lane Kiffin: Something against the rules
Jamar Hornsby: Something against the law
Don Decker: Trying to wean Bradley Sowell off of the Wii Fit program
Michael Jackson: getting another makeover. It's his last; he promises. And for this one, he's going to take on his look from Thriller on a permanent basis (too soon?).
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