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The SEC is still misbehavin'.  Over the last few weeks, we've had two Gamecocks and a Volunteer dismissed, along with an Ole Miss Rebel being tossed in the clinker.  The aforementioned Rebel is none other than Enrique Davis who, after a whild night of cutting donuts in the parking lot out front of Jerrell Powe's apartment, gave a "crazy look" to member of Oxford's finest, earning himself a night in the Lafayette County Detention Center.

The linked article, written by the Daily Mississippian's Jason Smith, even talks of Jerrell Powe smarting off to the cops by claiming illiteracy in order to not deal with their bullshit.  While we at the Cup absolutely love self-deprecating humor, we can't help but imagining this part of the story to be either inaccurate or a fabrication. 

Why?  Because Jerrell Powe is a good Rebel, dammit!  He just tries so damn hard and he's such a grateful, respectful gentleman!  Perhaps a nefarious doppelganger hell-bent on ruining his likeness' reputation is at play here (yes, this is foreshadowing of stupid shit to come).... 

Anyway onto the depth chart which is now two deep at halfback with Ole Miss filling up the position.


OFFENSE
QB - Arkansas' Ryan Mallett for gettin' dranked in public
HB - Ole Miss' Andre Sterling for DUI / Ole Miss' Enrique "In-Rick(y)" Davis for conducting himself in a disorderly fashion*
WR -
WR -
WR -
OL - Florida's Carl Johnson for stalking and raping
OL -
OL -
OL -
OL -
TE -

DEFENSE
DT - South Carolina's Ladi Ajiboye for slangin' herb*
DT -
DE -
DE -
LB - Georgia's Dexter Moody for disliking science
LB -
LB -
CB - Mississippi State's Maurice Langston for slangin' herb
CB - South Carolina's CC Whitlock for being too cool for school*
S - Ole Miss' Jamar Hornsby for punching a guy at the McDonalds
S - Tennessee's Demetrice Moreley for agitating Hurricane Orgeron*

SPECIAL TEAMS
K -
P -

 

*Denotes a new addition