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All Perrilloux Team Update

For those of you who are not yet aware, the All Perrilloux Team is the Cup's attempt to put together a full roster using only SEC football players who get into trouble this offseason.  It's, ummm, an experiment or something.

Recently, Ole Miss has come on strong with the varying Perrillouxvian antics of two Rebels.  The running back slot was filled up with Andre Sterling's DUI and we're putting together a solid secondary with the recent addition of Jamar Hornsby* for punching a dude at a McDonalds.

And, if we're going to include signees, we can't forget Georgia Linebacker Dexter Moody**.  Moody was released from his LOI by Mark Richt and Co. for an alleged "incident" which occurred between him and his high school chemistry teacher.

Ey dawg, fuck this shit.  I mean, Sodium is "N-A" on the periodic table?!  Shiiiit, I don't know Latin 'n' shit.

I'm sure that's more or less how it went.  Anyway, the team is after the jump.




OFFENSE
QB - Arkansas' Ryan Mallett for gettin' dranked in public
HB - Ole Miss' Andre Sterling for DUI
WR -
WR -
WR -
OL - Florida's Carl Johnson for stalking and raping
OL -
OL -
OL -
OL -
TE -

DEFENSE
DT -
DT -
DE -
DE -
LB - Georgia's Dexter Moody for disliking science
LB -
LB -
CB - Mississippi State's Maurice Langston for slangin' herb
CB -
S - Ole Miss' Jamar Hornsby for punching a guy at the McDonalds
S -

SPECIAL TEAMS
K -
P -

C'Mon SEC, we can do this.

*I know that Hornsby isn't technically a Rebel because he has not yet graduated from EMCC but, c'mon, you've gotta count this.

**Same thing here.