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Be My Valentine, Houston

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Most internet seekers of truth who get their daily fill of The Cup are probably aware that Valentine's Day will be upon us on Saturday. For those who were not yet aware, you are now on notice. For those who were not yet aware and have a girlfriend, you're welcome. For those who were not yet aware and have a boyfriend, I say, "You are welcome here, ma'am," or, in the alternative, "Back away, sir."

While some of us here can occasion the sweet taste of woman, we are uncaring cavemen and, so, were like the web-minority out there - unaware that the annual Day of Love had come upon us.

Until our sources deep inside the athletic department leaked a series of letters received by them. The first of which is reproduced below.